31 Jan 2008
An email with 13 points addressed to you
Dear ladies and gents,
I herewith want to thank you for all the emails I got from you during the past year, because thanks to you :
1. I have read 170 times that MSN hotmail will cancel my account
2. I accumulated around 3000 years of misfortune and I died 67 times, because I interrupted an email chain.
3. When I leave IKEA, I don't look at anybody, I am afraid that I am kidnapped, drugged and my kidnay taken out to sell it on the black market
4. I also sent all my savings to Amy Bruce, a poor little girl who was very ill and in a hospital 7000 times at least (it seems only strange to me that she is still 8 years old since 1995)
5. My free Nokia mobile never arrived
6. I signed a petition together with 3000 other people to save russian pigmy squirrels with special fur, threatened with extinction
7. I also now know what to do to never be alone again in love, I just have to write down the person's name on a piece of paper and think of him very strongly while scratching my bottom and turning around my car.
8. I have read at least 25 tons of books from the Dalai Lama and accumulated happiness for the next 4690 years.
9. I was able to participate in "save the world" by sending 100 € to an account in India
10. I had to watch my screen 50 times at night to see that famous message that a $@#:/ virus has got in and not even Microsoft, Mac Affee, or Norton Symmantec can protect me, destroying my hard disk, my stereo, my coffee machine and my ice crasher
11. I will get at least 10 packets of condoms in different shades and sizes
12. I was safed 89 times from disasters by ordering a bible each time
13. IMPORTANT !! if you don't put these 12 points down in an email and send it to at least 8500 persons in 10 sec, a dinosaur will come from the universe and devour your whole family tomorrow at 5.30 am !