11 Dec 2008

TT -13 FUNNY KID QUOTES

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1. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

2. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

3. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

4. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

5. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

6. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.

7. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.

8. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

9. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids.

10. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.

11. Anyone who says “Easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried it.

12. There is only one pretty child in the world… and every mother has it.

13. Mothers never saw the irony in calling a son-of-a-bitch

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14 comments:

Denise Patrick said...

#7 and #9 are my favorites. But they are all so funny and some are even true!

Happy TT!

Mar said...

Great finds, Gattina, particularly the cartoon! love it, love it!!

Carmen and Jim said...

That cartoon is hilarious. Never thought of it that way.

Brenda ND said...

I like number 2. This has happened to me. :) Happy TT!

Adelle said...

Truer words were never spoken. Fun list. Happy Holidays!

Melli said...

Oh my gosh! Number 6 & 10! Both are TOO true!

Mary said...

Great List!

I especially love #2!

MInTheGap said...

Definitely hereditary.

Happy TT!

colleen said...

I love #11.

TopChamp said...

funny! number 5 - no thanks!

Tink said...

Haha, I love your list!
Thanks for visiting my TT. You'll be close to me soon, I live about 35km from Amsterdam. Have a great time!

Sherry said...

LOL. Great list. I love #9

RennyBA said...

Great list - thanks for a good laugh!

As to #9: I'm waiting for my award :lol:

Dr.John said...

That is a great list. I really like six and seven.