14 Jan 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Global Warming


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13 Quotes about Global Warming

1. Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. Buy life boats

2. Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. They should use electricity

3. According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.

4. There is another solution ! lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius. In some countries it works !

5. Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.

6. Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. The first chapter talks about how you shouldn't chop down trees to make a book.

7. Al Gore said that global warming is more serious than terrorism. Unless the terrorist is on your plane, then that extra half a degree doesn't bother you so much.

8. The three scariest threats facing the human race are nuclear war, global warming and Windows.”

9. We all could fight against Global Warming : just leave your fridge door open for half an hour each day

10. The global warming scenario is pretty grim. I'm not sure I like the idea of polar bears under a palm tree.

11. Since Gobal Warming we have a cold winter and a hot summer

12. If it rains for a months in one country it's due to Global Warming if it doesn't rain for a months in another country it's due to Global Warming

13. Too much appels, not enough potatoes, high prices, low birthrates, etc all is due to Global Warming



Global Warming in our garden

9 comments:

Thom said...

Is that the same Al Gore that invented the Internet? LOL. He a genius I tell ya

Loree said...

Haha. Great comments. You always make me laugh.

Puss-in-Boots said...

I have Global Warming a few times a day...they're called hot flushes.

diane said...

We have Brisbane warming right now.
I love the one about lower the temperature by using Celcius.

Maribeth said...

I'm with Puss & Boots. I am one big global warming gal, all by myself!

Hootin' Anni said...

The Celsius was too good!! Loved that one.

I'm not a believer of Al Gore at all. And, I LOVE the Global warming in Puss in Boots Aussie territory [her comment]

storyteller said...

With weather like we're seeing this year, it's pretty hard to take the Global Warming thing seriously. Seems like I remember folks predicting a new ice age when I was younger. Nifty list ;-)
Hugs and blessings,

Dr.John said...

Just when Global Warming was becoming fun some scientists are talking about a coming mini ice age.

Pamela said...

bwaa ha ha.. .snort and all that.
I remember the "little ice-age" that was predicted in the 70s. I was really concerned.

So... I've been quite skeptical of global warming.

especially since those who preach about it think they are exempt from all the "practices" to which they expect the rest of us to conform.