1 Jan 2012

SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

Lose weight by hiding it somewhere where you'll never find it.

Start smoking to lose weight

Eat more fruit... snacks

Only get divorced and remarried once this year.

Do less laundry and use more deodorant

avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

Stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk you at airports

Stop taking a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night

Only eat white snow

Don't show up drunk at a custody hearing.


5 comments:

Vicki/Jake said...

Love them all Gattina! Let us know which ones you keep:)

Mara said...

I love that first one! I don't know where I should be hiding it though. Mmm, 've got to think about this one!

A Lady's Life said...

lol All very good suggestions but it should throw a curve ball to the guy who frisks you at the airport who sees you liking it. lol
Then you say a littler further to the right. Ahh ya that's it .
lol

Lifecruiser Travel said...

Oh, only good resolutions I can tell :-)))))


★ ☆ Happy New Beginning of the wonderful year of 2012 ★ ☆

Maribeth said...

LOL! Those were so funny!