21 Jan 2012

EXCUSE LETTERS FROM PARENTS

- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.

- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."

- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."

- Please excuse Susan, she has been sick and under the doctor.

- Mary was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."




3 comments:

Maribeth said...

LOL! Those are great and very funny!!!!

A Lady's Life said...

These are funny .lol

Reader Wil said...

Thank you Gattina for this fun post! I really needed this !