17 Jun 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Black humor



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A few days ago we were talking about "black humor". Some people just can't understand . This gave me the idea of presenting you

13. Quotes of Black Humor

1. If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?
Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.

2. The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls (that rather counts for Belgium)

3. Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

4. That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.

5. Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part

6. If you can't lower heaven, raise hell

7. Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

8. The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough

9. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

10. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

11. Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.

12. If a tree falls in the forest on a mine, does anyone care ?

13. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.

14 comments:

The mad woman behind the blog said...

OMG, LOVED this post...and I think I got most of them.

Now if I could only come up with my own 13. SO not feeling it this week!

anthonynorth said...

Dark, but great fun :-)

cookingmom said...

I love these! I'm dark-humored myself; hard to find others like me sometimes. Love the comic, too.

Loree said...

LOL. Sometimes black humour is the best.

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

#s 6 and 13...they're the best. How fun this was. A refreshing post to say the least.


My 13 are posted now if you'd like to stop by.

Adelle Laudan said...

Dark humor has its place lol Not for those who take life way to seriously
Happy T13!

I am Harriet said...

I had to think about some of those for a sec :)


Have a great Thursday!
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Maribeth said...

Wonderful! LOL!

Irishcoda said...

LOL, these are great! I guess I must love black humor!

jillconyers said...

Cool. My husband and I are partial to dark humor. That's probably why we thought the movie, Pulp Fiction was funny.

Jingle said...

laughter is always the best medicinal...

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thank you for the blogging friendship!

The Blackwood Cottage said...

Now that's funny. I woke up to read the typical sweet blogs and wham.....LOL! I just stopped by to take a look at the cat on the Show and Tell, you are a riot and the cat is a sweetie.
Machelle

Melli said...

ROFL! I never heard it referred to as BLACK humor... I think here we say "dark"... but it's funny no matter! Number ONE was my favorite!