20 Mar 2010
SATURDAY's FUNNY NEWS
For once, very much appreciated !
The motorway around Brussels is called "The Ring". To protest against the very bad state of the road full of holes, a "commando" calling themselves "The Lords of the fucking Ring" decorated the road with painted hubcaps and had a lot of success amongst the population despite their scary look ! Even the police who had to evacuate them did it with a big smile ! They have cars too ! Hopefully now the government will find some money for the roads and not only for their own big cars.
some like it fat
Donna Simpson, 42, from New Jersey wants to become the world’s fattest woman. She likes to eat heaps of junk food and said that sushi is her favorite food, but unlike others she can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go. According to the Daily Mail report, the weight of Donna Simpson is 1,000 lbs (about 450 kg) in two years. She wears XXXXXXXL dresses.
The first edition of Superman comics was sold at 1 mill dollars. The original price was 10 cents in juin 1938, why didn't I keep my old comics ?
The employees at the post office in the Russian town Orenburg, found a parcel very suspicious when suddenly it started vibrating and they were sure that a bomb was inside. After having opened it by a specialist no bomb was found but a vibrator ! (Happy Valentine's)
An airplane with 300 passengers on board couldn't start in New York because there was a little mouse walking in the plane and the pilote refused to enter the plane unless the mouse was catched.He pretended the mouse was dangerous for the wires, I wonder if the mouse was not a danger to the pilote ?