20 Mar 2010

SATURDAY's FUNNY NEWS



For once, very much appreciated !

The motorway around Brussels is called "The Ring". To protest against the very bad state of the road full of holes, a "commando" calling themselves "The Lords of the fucking Ring" decorated the road with painted hubcaps and had a lot of success amongst the population despite their scary look ! Even the police who had to evacuate them did it with a big smile ! They have cars too ! Hopefully now the government will find some money for the roads and not only for their own big cars.



some like it fat

Donna Simpson, 42, from New Jersey wants to become the world’s fattest woman. She likes to eat heaps of junk food and said that sushi is her favorite food, but unlike others she can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go. According to the Daily Mail report, the weight of Donna Simpson is 1,000 lbs (about 450 kg) in two years. She wears XXXXXXXL dresses.



The first edition of Superman comics was sold at 1 mill dollars. The original price was 10 cents in juin 1938, why didn't I keep my old comics ?

The employees at the post office in the Russian town Orenburg, found a parcel very suspicious when suddenly it started vibrating and they were sure that a bomb was inside. After having opened it by a specialist no bomb was found but a vibrator ! (Happy Valentine's)

An airplane with 300 passengers on board couldn't start in New York because there was a little mouse walking in the plane and the pilote refused to enter the plane unless the mouse was catched.He pretended the mouse was dangerous for the wires, I wonder if the mouse was not a danger to the pilote ?

8 comments:

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hahahsaaa! I like that Lords of the F*****g Ring! As for that large woman, she was shown on TV here last night. 70 pieces of sushi! I can only get through one!

Yeah, I reckon the pilot was scared of the mouse. What a wuss!

claudie said...

Haaa! I should write funny news too! I adore your post! I am very impresse watching to the woman!!! Crazyyy! I posted on my blog my adventure in a pub wednesday when I fested la saint Patrick with my workgirlfriends!

Melli said...

That woman is insane! When I think how hard I work to get my pounds OFF and she wants MORE! She's NUTS!

Enchanted Rose Studio said...

Happy Saturday, Gattina! Great post! Love the story of the Lords of the XXX rings! Good for them! I have absolutely no idea what to say about the 1,000 pound woman. To each, their own. That pilot, lol! big baby!

Thanks so much for your visit and your sweet comment!

Have a lovely weekend!

Cheers!
Tina

Nicolanondoc said...

Maestosa come sempre...ciao Gattina e buon fine settimana :-)))

Thom said...

LOL on that woman. Doesn't she know how dumb that is? Too funny :)

wenn said...

wow, so much fat! must be damn heavy! haha!

Linens and Royals said...

Saw that poor fat woman on T.V here last night. Why would anyone do that to themselves? And how can she afford to pay for all that food????