11 Feb 2010

THURSDAY THIRTEEN



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13 Quotes about Valentine's Day and Love

1. Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

2. Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Happy Valentines Day. (note to the gardener)

3. I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

4. I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart ! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself

5. Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

6. Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

8. Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'

9. Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.'

10. Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

11. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

12. Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.




14 comments:

Thom said...

OMG these are hysterical. A booger. If it has a hair on it then what? LOL

Americanising Desi said...

whaoooooooooo!!!!

me likes it!

Wife Resume

Loree said...

Good ones. Made me smile.

Hootin' Anni said...

These are so funny...
I could barely get past your first on on the list because of laughing and trying to read through the tears of laughter.

Come join me if you can...Mine is Thirteen CAT EXPRESSIONS...not photos, word expressions. Find it HERE. Have a wonderful day ahead.

colleen said...

You're the best at coming up with good quotes. After 25 years of marriage I don't sing when I sweep up my husband's muddy tracks but at least I don't curse.

Dawn said...

I started laughing at #1 and didn't stop. Thanks for the laughs! :-)

The Church Lady said...

Hee hee. I love #6!

Thanks for your nice compliment Gattina!

BTW, Jill from Adventures of Lil' Mouse is hosting Fun Monday on Feb. 15. Not sure if she has her assignment up yet or not. You can link to her through my blog. Have a great weekend!

wenn said...

spouse should celebrate valentine's day.

I am Harriet said...

Love the one about marriage and the one about cats.

Happy Thursday!
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happily retired gal said...

LOL ... thanks for the timely holiday chuckles ;-)
Hugs and blessings,

jillconyers said...

Started laughing from the beginning. Great list!

Tinsie said...

LOL! Great quotes :-)

Pamela said...

oh dear -- love is like a booger --

Lil Mouse said...

These are so funny! Thanks for playing Fun Monday! I have the Mr Linky up for whenever your post is ready!