23 Jan 2010

SOME FUNNY NEWS & MAXINE

With all the depressing News we hear lately at TV, I appreciate when from time to time there is something which makes me laugh. For example a 81 year old man who hated his 42 year old neighbour, drilled a hole in his floor and injected ammoniac in a syringe through the ceiling into the bedroom of the poor man. He woke up because it stank terribly in the room, could just escape and alerted the police who took some time to find out what had happened. I just imagined the old guy drilling a hole in his floor ! some people really have imagination.

A woman was sentenced to 1 year of prison with probation, because she had already got a warning. The problem was that the poor lady was so loud during love making that all neighbours had complained. I hope that now she puts a patch on her mouth if she doesn't want to spend a year in prison.

Our minister of retirement (we have ministers for everything in Belgium) showed up in parliament completely boozed and held a hilarious speech which of course next day was on YouTube ! Our President, and the Government were not amused !

In a town near Brussels a 56 year old woman was arrested while she painted Graffitis on the police building. She has done this for one year and nobody suspected her. But this time she was filmed by the video camera of the police. She had also decorated the city hall and other public buildings with her art. That gives me an idea where I could paint cats during nights whenever I can't sleep !

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11 comments:

EastCoastLife said...

I won't be amused if I see your act on YouTube. :P
I'll be shocked!

Rita said...

Loved you news items. Great addition to Maxine.

Maribeth said...

That was funny. Thanks. After last night I needed some amusement!

Auntie E said...

I'm with you on the funny stuff. I just can't believe all the bring me down some more stuff. LOL, Love Maxine view on time of sunrise /sunset.

wenn said...

haha, that's hilarious!

Janis said...

Ahhh..laughter..good for the soul..Thanks!

maryt/theteach said...

Funny items, Gattina! And of course Maxine has her say! :)

Tracie said...

Great news.....I love the 56 year old woman and the graffiti-too funny!

Melli said...

ROFL! I will come bail you out when they arrest you! But you know... FIRST I will take pictures!

Judi said...

LOL! What a story! As for the weather, maybe sunrise/sunset times are the only things precise during the day??

Love said...

Indeed ...

crazy,

crazy,

crazy.

But at least you made laugh.