31 Dec 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Funny Spams


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This year I make an exception and make resolutions for 2010. I never had made resolutions, because I don't keep them anyway, but these once are special

My 13 resolutions for 2010

1. I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Happened twice to me and I was wondering why people waved at me like they were escaped from a madhouse

2. I will always take toilet paper with me, sometimes it's missing in public toilets. I wonder if people take the roll with them due to the actual economical crisis.

3. I will avoid to talk about global warming, because it snows now in winter and it is warm in summer. (what we didn't have before global warming)

4. I will not stop smoking my 10-12 cigarettes per day, even if the whole world is concerned about my health

5. I will always appreciate emails like "VIAGRA Best Supplier for Gattina's personal 80 % off" ! (Please jump on this opportunity)

6. I will accept with pleasure the offer to put a total of " US $ 5million through diplomatic means" in my bank account from a caring Mr Mallam Alhad 32 Rue Avenue du Independence Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (please note that it is either Rue or Av. de l'Indépendance, poor guy has money but can't write correctly) BTW do you kow Ouagadougou ?? Maybe it's a nice place to live !

7. I will make 1000 $ cash per day as proposed by Mr. Brian F. di Caprio (brother of the other ???) Founder of CB-United 206-245-2603 (Cell) (he didn't explain how, but that's just a detail)

8. I will accept to make $75 - $250 every single day just by clicking on my mouse ! (I click and click)

9. I will accept to earn $10 - $50 per movie trailer that I preview - and up to $ 50per week for driving your car! (do you have insurance ?)

10. I will accept the 3 weeks Bahama cruise all included I won, without playing

11. I will accept the 1000 $ Wallmart gift card, the only trouble is Walmart hasn't implanted itself in Europe yet. Poor Walmart has to wait until I get to the States

12. I will accept the 1 million £ I won in the British Lottery without playing, miracles happen !

13. So I decided that from all this, my only New Year resolution is: 1200 by 400 pixels!

A big THANK YOU to a certain Mr. リア友 who honors my post with doubtful dirty comments in chinese, which I unfortunately don't understand. Sorry Mr. リア友 you should choose posts in chinese and make chinese speaking girls happy !

PS. If you need money just write ! I have more then enough now !




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23 comments:

Thom said...

OMG your tribute to your Chinese commentor is hysterical. LOL. I am so with you on #4 Me too. What a great list...too funny. :)

Nicolanondoc said...

Composizione spettacolare...Gattina :-).
Un sorriso con il nuovo anno

GIOVANNI said...

Wow! what a list.. care to see my T13?

Tinsie said...

Looks like 2010 will be a fun year. Enjoy!

CountryDew said...

That was too funny! I loved this. I hope you have a great 2010!

sandyshares said...

a very cool list like that bird on the sidebar sandy

Adelle Laudan said...

How funny lol Gotta love that Spam. Happy New Year!

claudie said...

Ha! Ha! What a list!!! Alors tu as des ennuis avec un play mobile? Offre lui le livre du savoir-vivre de la marquise de Rotschield pour la nouvelle année!!!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Love your attitude, lady. My fictional character Trevor would get along well with you.

Lilibeth said...

I love humorous posts like this one, and I think we can all identify with the stupid e-mail scams.

colleen said...

Sandy wants a self cleaning house and you and I want money made at the click of our mouse! I could probably come up with a few resolutions tailor made like these. Learning to read Chinese will not be on my list.

Melli said...

Oh good! I don't have any because I never OPEN the emails. I see now what I am missing out on! I suppose I should open and make some acceptances too! Only recently I have some anonymous one leaving comments on old posts - but it does them no good because I have to approve comments after a week... so they never actually make it in to my blog! LOL! They keep trying though! Anyway... can I borrow a million dollars or so?

Americanising Desi said...

I wish you...

love and luck and so much more on the auspicious occasion of NEW YEAR'S EVE and 2010.

May all your resolutions and dreams come true!

hugs!

storyteller said...

LOL ... ohmygosh! I love your list though I hate SPAM when it shows up in my in-box. Thanks for dropping by my Random Reflections. Wishing you and yours a Joyous New Year!
Hugs and blessings,

Julie from Momspective (w/linky) said...

Hope you had a wonderful holiday and have a happy new year! Have a great Thursday 13!
Hope you enjoy my potentially offensive Thursday 13 this week!

Wild Woman in the Wild Woods said...

Funny stuff.

Nicholas said...

Great list! Happy New Year!

Dr.John said...

Boy you will be rich. All those winnings.
Happy New Year

I am Harriet said...

I hate not having TP!
Happy New Year to you :)

Lifecruiser said...

Oh my, you get such exciting emails, I've only won once in the Google lottery... the other day.

You always manage to get together such fun T13's! *giggles*

Cheers to a fabulous 2010, filled with Love, friendship, fulfilled dreams, health, wonderful trips and lots and lots of laughter! *giggles*

Lets make this year the BEST!

moorebloglife said...

Gattina my dear I think you get the prize of the year (did you get my email?)for the funniest/wittiest 13! I like them all but #13 such whit!
I l know by now it is already 2010 there but HNY!
PS I am one of the people that would like you to give up you 10-12 a day *wink*

EastCoastLife said...

My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April,
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2010, Gattina!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Happy New Year to you, Mr Gattino and the cats.

I loved your Thursday Thirteen! I am also very rich...I just keep getting these wonderful offers...amazing!

Have a wonderful 2010 and hopefully I will see you later in the year!