24 Sep 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN


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13 Funny headlines


1. Include your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

3. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

4. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

6. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

7. Deer Kill 17,000

8. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

9. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

10. Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

11. Vaccine May Contain Rabies

12. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

13.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New

6 comments:

Tinsie said...

I like these :-)

colleen said...

Funny! Number 6 is very visual and 13 makes me curious. The rest, I can't help trying to rewrite them to make more sense.

smileymamaT said...

Oh those are FUNNY, are they really headlines? Bad writers?...or more likely, Clever writers. ;) Loved it.

Melli said...

Goodness! WHERE do you find them all? I don't think OUR newspaper is nearly so entertaining!

Thom said...

These are all so funny. I love #1 LOL...too funny

Dr.John said...

I always stay away from cows with an axe.
I knew there was a good use for red tape.
I do hope they aren't talking about the flue vaccine.
Funny