3 Sep 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN


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13 funny News headlines

1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

2. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

3. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

4. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

5. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

6. Miner Refuses to Work after Death

7. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

9. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

10. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11.Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

12.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

13.War Dims Hope for Peace

13 comments:

Thom said...

OMG Madame Chat these had me rolling on the floor. I fell outta my chair LOL

Hootin' Anni said...

I'm reading along...enjoying these, then I came to the part where the Veterinarian takes over with the panda and lost my orange juice out my nose! I laughed so hard on that one. Too too funny Ms. G!! Love it.

My 13 this week is all about Labor in a funny way. Hope you can stop by to visit with me. Happy Thursday. [PS...you'll need to scroll down below my Thursday Thunks to find my list of 13]

Melli said...

I just don't know what's wrong with that miner! It's just plain laziness I tell ya!

These are great! And I especially LOVED that they used the word RIPs in Typhoon headline! (Rest In Peace?) I wonder if that was intentional? NO! Not with that subject matter... lol!

life's journey said...

You have a nice t13 thanks for sharing...TC

chrisseascorner said...

Excellent! Enjoyed!
Happy Thursday

Americanising Desi said...

OMG that is funny!!!

enjoyed every single one!

bravo!

Click here for my Thursday Thirteen

Calico Crazy said...

These types of lists always get me giggling. Now I have to go and share them with friends because they are just too stupid not to. Does no one proof these things???

Calico Contemplations

Happily Retired Gal said...

LOL ... thanks so much for the chuckles. Methinks my fav is #10!
Hugs and blessings,

Jientje said...

ROFL!! To make Thom fall out of hi├žs chair, You hae to get up early. And you did! ROPFL!! Loved #8!!!

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Our local news had a good one this morning. "A local man dies after being shot and killed."

Ya think???

Dr.John said...

Talk to the Union about that miner.
He got a death benefit didn't he.
Those were funny.

Grampy said...

Great set of Thirteens. Keeps you laughing uncontrollably.
Have a good day.

Lifecruiser said...

Simply hilarious!!!! Such bloobs!!!