30 Apr 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Woman quotes

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13 Woman quotes

1. In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

2. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

3. For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

4.All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

5. Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

6. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

7. A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

8. You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

9. Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

10. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

11. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

12. When women go wrong, men go right after them.

13. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

19 comments:

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

A funny list of half truths. I guess it is the element of truth that make them so funny.

Mar said...

::thumbs up::
Loved the list!! Particularly nr. 13 :)

anthonynorth said...

Now they were fun. Enjoyed your post.

claudie said...

Liberated women, sounds it is a fiction because I don't know so many ones around me. Sounds women can't live without a man and begin always a new story as soon they are alone! Have a beautiful thursday! Je pars chez le coiffeur à Toulon non pas pour moi mais pour Mélissa!!!

Tink said...

Funny list with a lot of truth in it! :)
It's been a while, but I've posted a TT again: 13 random things I'd like to share.

EastCoastLife said...

lol.... I was laughing as I stroll down the list. I'm no doormat. :P

Hootin' Anni said...

Love #11!!!!

colleen said...

Madonna or whore? #6 is funny. # 7 clever. Brigand?

I am Harriet said...

Goddesses and floormats :()...I actually know people who think that way too.

Adelle Laudan said...

LOL So true! Happy T13!

therubycanary said...

I really like number 11!

Pamela said...

very good -- some new ones in there and some trusty old ones.

storyteller said...

Loved your list of quotes today ... several made me laugh aloud.
Hugs and blessings,

Janet said...

some women have wives :-)

Daisy said...

*giggle* Nice list. Happy Thursday!

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Dr.John said...

I enjoyed the list.

Clara said...

A very funny list. I especially like #11. I have a friend who actually quoted #6 a time or two. Trying to shock me no doubt. Just made me laugh.

Melli said...

LOL! Yay! I'm a goddess!

Vlado&Toni said...

very well said :D