29 Jan 2009
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13 things you don't want to hear during surgery:
As Mr. Gattino had surgery and feels well like a fish in water now, these quotes he certainly didn't want to hear !
1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
3. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
4. Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie.
5. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
6. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
7. Damn, there go the lights again...
8. You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them."
9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
10. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
11. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
12. Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?
13. Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.