22 Jan 2009

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Doctor Quotes

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13 Doctor Quotes

1.The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

2.The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the paediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

3. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

4. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

5. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

6. Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.

7. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

8. The skin was moist and dry.

9. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

10. Coming from London, this man has no children.

11. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

12. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

13. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid

Mr. Gattino has a surgery on his carotide this morning. For me the best help to handle stress is humour !

19 comments:

Pamela said...

oh..is all well with him?


(I hope you didn't faint and let your eyes roll around the room!)

Maribeth said...

Let us know how he does. I have said a small prayer for him!

Hootin' Anni said...

I think I'll take Bud to the doctor that does lover treatments for dysfunction.

ROFL

My thoughts for Mr. G Hope his surgery is successful.

colleen said...

I'm still thinking about that first one. I love to peak at the notes on me when the doctor leaves the room. They never sound like what I think they should write. Hope your hubby is home soon. My mother has that done regularly.

Kristen said...

Our best thoughts are with you this week. Thank you for posting a few smiles.

Brenda ND said...

Hope Mr. Gattino does okay. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Jackie said...

Best of luck to Mr. G.

Melli said...

Mr. Gattino was in my prayers... I hope it all went well.

And that was one DEEP search for the thyroid! WHOA!

Jeanette said...

Hi Dear Gattina.. Hope all went well with Mr G and wish him a very speedy recovery..
Good Doctors quotes ... Laughter is the best Medicine...

Betty said...

LOL on Pamela's comment! I hope the same too!

And I hope Mr. Gattino recovers from surgery soon!

Alice Audrey said...

ROFL!!!

Right foot? Oh dear.

FickleMinded said...

thanks for the laugh :)

jenn said...

Hope all goes well.

Adelle said...

Wishing your hubby a speedy recovery. Some of these were hilarious lol Now I have a visual of eyes rolling around the room

Happy T13!

YellowRose said...

Those were great! Hope all is well with the Mr.!

storyteller said...

Syntax makes for funny 13s ... and these were most delightful!
Hugs and blessings,

Puss-in-Boots said...

Hi Gattina, my thoughts are with you and Mr Gattino, but he will be fine and home with you in no time.

Love those funny medical syntax 13s...I mean, where was the right foot????

Dr.John said...

I hope he is doing well.
The sayings were very funny.

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

Very funny language humour.

I trust your husband is recovering well from his surgery. "Carotide" is a new word for me. I had to look it up.