4 Dec 2008

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - Xmas time quotes

1. Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?

2. Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

3. Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us.

4. Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.'

5. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?'

6. You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

7. From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

8. Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer

9. How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

10. Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

11. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

12. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

13. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."

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18 comments:

  1. I laughed out loud at this list...thanks

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  2. What a great list, Gattina, a perfect find!
    Happy Thursday, I am enclosing some sunshine for you.

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  3. lol nice quotes especially the last one hehehe.

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  4. cute quotes

    Can't sleep? drop by and read my TT. Losing Myself

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  5. #6!!!! Yes, indeed. I had to laugh out loud at that one. And love Santa's 'dirty laundry' at the end.

    My 13 is posted...it's all Olde Enlgish today. Stop by, won't you?

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  6. LOL! Love those! Need to get my dead tree soon.

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  7. Very fun list. I love your Christmas design.

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  8. Those were great!!!

    The fat guy in the suit getting all the credit was my favorite. LOL...

    Happy TT...

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  9. This was just plain fun Gattina!
    The first one was just too funny....

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  10. Excellent. I like number 1 and 6 best. It's weird that we've all agreed to these Christmas antics.

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  11. Those xmas quotes really are so true! When you think about it, a lot of traditions are very weird... *giggles*

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  12. I just love #12.
    You see I had a gift shop once!

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  13. I really laughed at one and three.

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  14. ha ha. I see now how you mean you're getting yourself into the Christmas spirit. I love your borders.

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  15. LOL! So true about wrapping presents! I think I'm at that age of #6!

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  16. I loved them!
    especially the one about Santa looking younger.

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  17. Thanks for the chuckle. Good TT.

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  18. Heehee...I like those Christmas 13s.

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