11 Sep 2008

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

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13 ways to know if you are Italian

1. You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

2. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.

3. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

4. You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.

5. You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

6. You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

7. If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

8. There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.

9. Your grandfather had a fig tree.

10. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

11. Your mom's meatballs are the best.

12. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

13. You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."

Mr. Gattino is Italian and there is a lot of truth in these quotes ! After 39 years of marriage I should know !

12 comments:

Clara said...

I love your 13 sayings. Especially #1. Thanks for making me smile.

Happy TT!

SandyCarlson said...

You describe my Italian neighbor perfectly!

Tink said...

Fun list! Now I know I''m definitely not Italian! :)
Thanks for your comment on my partyyyyy-post! My 50th birthday in the USA under a sequoia tree with a hamburger? That'll do for me too! :) In my TT you can see the wonderful presents I got this time.

June said...

Being 1/2 Italian, I got a good laugh at this!

Junebug said...

Is it "sauce" or "gravy"? Mama's boy?

Sarah said...

Great list! I think #3, 6 & 12 are my favorites!

Happy TT~
I have my TT up to here

Brenda ND said...

These are funny! I'm reading the new Stephanie Plum book and I'm comparing Morelli to your list. LOL.

Charlotte said...

This is so funny. I love Italians. They seem to enjoy life so much.

Julia said...

Funny list :D Laughed a lot and showed it to a godd Italien friend of mine. She said it's scaringly true ;)

Happy TT and greets
Julia

colleen said...

I was going to say, you must be married to one. Funny and makes me hungry.

Suzanne Says... said...

Great list! And funny, too!

Vlado&Toni said...

you're good ;) a colleage of mine is italian and really i noticed - he has lots of hair all over!!! so that must be right with the disposable razor.. it's a good thing you are german, otherwise those italian relatives of your husband wouldn't honour your son because he is so tall ;)