1 May 2008

THURSDAY THIRTEEN - STUPID QUOTES

Quilly's photo project letter A is here





Today is the first May. It is a holiday in Belgium and most of the other European countries too. On this day it is the use to offer a Lily of the valley to your beloved once and friends. This Lily of the valley is for YOU ! Happy first of May day !!





13 STUPID QUOTES

1. Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand = STUPID

2. What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff? - Paris Hilton

3. A zebra does not change its spots.

4. Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

5. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

6. I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Swartzanegger (name spelling is not from me !)

7. Sex on television can't hurt ..... unless you fall off

8. We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.

9. We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people

10. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again

11. If you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

12. How to store your baby walker : First, remove baby

13. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

30 comments:

Beth said...

Hee -- so stupid they're funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Picturing of Life said...

^_^ i like no. 13

Will you visit mine Thanks

Firefly mom said...

Gee, no big surprise that Paris Hilton made the list ;D

Great TT!

TLC said...

very funny. You know, night. Yep, no sunshine...

my TT is up, too.

TLC said...

Oh and I like your template picture...the cats look comfy

anthonynorth said...

Some crackers there.
I'm done reading them, so now I'll go back and see what they say ;-)

Robin said...

Great list! My favorites were 8, 10 and 11.

Sue said...

Hehe these are all fun, but I really had to laugh at #12 for some reason. :)

Great TT list, and have a good rest of the week :)

SandyCarlson said...

These are fun. I will avoid sex on TV. (It would be hard to climb into the cabinet, anyway!)

Irishcoda said...

Heh, I love these quotes. I think, but I'm not sure, #4 was said either by Brooke Shields or our best quote mangler, ex-vice president Dan Quayle. #5 was said, tongue in cheek, by Steve Martin and is one of my very favorites!

Melli said...

LOL! These are great!!! Very funny!

Lori said...

LOL..fun list. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by:)

colleen said...

What a twisted world we live in. These were fun, especially the one from PH and AS (I don't know how to spell his name either.

imadramamama said...

#12 looks like it should be on my TT list!

Lazy Daisy said...

Loved your quotes....makes you wonder about people doesn't it?

Elaina said...

I like these. LOL

Janet said...

hahaha I know a woman who has said #13 LMAO!

Junebug said...

Those are hilarious quotes. Happy May Day!

Maribeth said...

Those surely did make me laugh. Thanks!

On a limb with Claudia said...

Gosh, I do love Paris Hilton. She's always surprised that people think she's stupid. Go figure. This is a fun list and great idea!

Happy TT!

Denise Patrick said...

I love some of those quotes. I can just hear some airhead repeating them. The Paris Hilton one is a classic!

Happy TT!

the teach said...

That's great, Gattina! Very funny! Happy 1st of May... Is it called Labor Day?

Starrlight said...

4 is a Bushism, isnt it? Funny TT =)

TorAa said...

Love the Flowers on the top.
They are a kind of symbol for your 13 not's and stupids this week.

They are winderful, but eating their fruits/berries is deadly.

How beauty can ---
Ich sage nicht mehr

we are about to move

pussreboots said...

#12 is my favorite. Happy TT.

claudie said...

Merci pour ce joli muguet, Gattina! I offered one to my sister and one to pierre's mother! Nous avons passé l'après-midi avec la maman de Pierre et pris un bain de famille!!! Dommage on fait pas le pont et demain et samedi matin on travaille! Bouh!!!!

Dianeca said...

Merci! I love lilly of the valley, or konval lilje as they are called here. They grow wild in Norway but alas they won't bloom here until mid month...still one of my favorite flowers and a great tradtion!!

Hazel Nut said...

I had a good laugh! Why do we enjoy other people's stupid comments so much? Especially when they're celebrities? Good fun!

quilldancer said...

That cracked me up!

forgetfulone said...

4, 5, and 6 really crack me up! Who could come up with something so priceless? Well, Arnold, for one! I LOVE your TT header.