8 Sep 2007

A THEME TO BE FLAGGED !

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Did it ever happen to you to drop on a porn site ? That's what happened to me the other day. I was looking for fun pictures and found some very nice once. But before I opened the page I wanted, suddenly another page showed up. It wasn't the first time I saw porn pictures of course but I never thought about them.

Now I asked myself the question what is so special at these pictures ?? First they are only women and when a man is on the picture he is never alone but always sitting or laying on top or beneath a woman. How can you see then something of his body parts ?? Women as always are disadventaged.

Women instead you can admire in all poses ! Standing, sitting, laying or bending. Mouth open, tongue out and eyes contorted or closed. Some look as if they had seen a ghost with eyes popping out. Some have a look as if they would just faint or die. And then the lower parts you can see in all details. I wonder if the photos were taken by a gynecologist who has an artistic fiber. Only the special chair with the feet holders is missing and replaced by a bed or a chair. Black or red velvet are the favourite bed sheets instead the white paper on the stool.

In fact there are always the same pictures. The only difference is the hair, they are mostly blond and long of course, never saw one with short hair. The brown or black haired once are presented mostly in black leather, why I don't know, should ask a psychiatrist. Sometimes you even see red haired but not very often. Are they considered not enough sexy ?? I am sorry if you are red haired and read this.

In history pronography is as old as civilsation I have learned. But until Queen Victoria showed up the designs or sculptures were considered as art. But when the photo camera was invented the first porno pictures showed up. Then an immense industry for the production and consumption of pornography has grown, due the VCR, the DVD, and the Internet. People in general became more and more open minded or at least it was called like that. So we don't have art work anymore with nudes, we have porn with naked girls.

In the Victorian area when large scale excavations of Pompeii were undertaken in the 1860s, much of the erotic art of the Romans came to light. The Victorians were shocked because they saw themselves as the intellectual heirs of the Roman Empire. They did not know what to do with the frank depictions of sexuality, and decided to hide them away from everyone but upper class scholars. The moveable objects were locked away in the Secret Museum in Naples, Italy and what could not be removed was covered and cordoned off as to not corrupt the sensibilities of women, children and the lower class. In short "porn" was allowed for the richs but not for poors. They had to content themselves with watching cows, birds and bees I suppose. In some way then porn was something for fortunated people like driving a Ferrari today. It was chic !

Honestly, I prefer old roman, greek, chinese and japanese porn then the one you find in magazine shops or on Internet today. Which means that I belong more to the snobs then to the common people.

Now you can understand that my blog who was first rated as G (General Audiences) and all ages admitted is now :

PARENTS STRONGLY CAUTIONED !!!


This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words :

penis (2x)
suck (1x)

The first word I mentioned for statues without p.... (I don't dare to mention this word again) and the second one was for our toilet pipe which had to be sucked out.

Is that a free world where you are not even allowed to write about antic statues without .... (is it my fault that they fell off ?) or obstructed toilet pipes ? My reputation is ruined for ever !

Don't come to my blog again, I am not a person to frequent !


Porn Star photographer working

7 Sep 2007

FRIDAY FEAST




Appetizer
Using only one word, how does grocery shopping make you feel?


Can't tell the word I would be flagged


Soup

What is your favorite part about the season of Autumn?


Favorite part ?? Nothing, I just hate autumn and would rather move to a sunny warm country where the leaves remain green !!


Salad
Have you ever had any bad experiences online?


Not one I can think of, spams and porn pop ups I don't consider as a bad experience. It's an experience to read them and laugh.


Main Course
Name three things that make you happy daily.


My cats when they play, my cats when they sleep, my room since I have it redecorated. Other things make me happy but I couldn't say daily !


Dessert
What one household cleansing or organizing item would you not want to be without?


For that question I have to ask my servants ! I only sit here and look at finished work !





6 Sep 2007

THURSDAY THIRTEEN

13 Things about smoking

1. Three children out of ten are smoking the others are so boozed they couldn't find their cigarettes


2. Smoking is very bad and it's frightening that 13 year old girls smoke but at least they don't smoke during pregnancy !


3. Smoking starts earlier and earlier. Babies used to have baby phones in their rooms and today they have fire alarms


4. personally I have nothing against people who smoke only when they exhale


5. Smoking is bad for teeth. Therefore I take them out before I light a cigarette


6. Smoking is dangerous for your health, because the non smoker besides you could stab you


7. Some people didn't die of smoking they went to the doctor to be killed


8. Don´t drink and drive! Smoke a joint and fly home!


10. smoking weed makes you uncaring, why ? You don't care


11. Half of the population dies because they smoke, but the other half dies too.


12. Beer makes fat, whisky sick, I have nothing I only smoke


13. It is allowed to kill animals and eat them. But it is not allowed to pick plants and smoke them.







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Luciano Pavarotti has died this night in his home in Modena (Italy). He had cancer. I very much loved his voice !

5 Sep 2007

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

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Do more sport !


marry a rich man


A new T-shirt


Congratulations

and this is an Award I give to my friend Melli who became grandma yesterday for her 50th birthday !!

4 Sep 2007

COMPILED NEWS

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First the royals of course !


Angry Camilla flies off alone. The 60-year-old duchess now just wants to get away from it all and will use the Mediterranean break to cool off. Good idea ! I also would prefere the mediterranean sea instead of memorial services. I hope she doesn't forget one of her beautiful hats !


Zara Philips, daughter of Princess Anne the royal equestrian star, who keeps several horses at her stables on Princess Anne's Gatcombe Park Estate, plants a smacker on Ardfield before presenting him for inspection ahead of the start of the Burghley Horse Trials !
Don't take it wrong it's not a man she kissed and presented for inspection but a horse !!


King does not consult any women !
King Albert's (Belgium) failure to consult any of the country's women Privy Councillors during his recent talks is attracting mounting condemnation.The king consulted a whole series of male Privy Councillors about the political crisis, but no women.
And I thought our king was a nice man ! Can't understand that, he has always loved women very much but maybe without any brain. Now I also understand why the country is without government since 3 months !


Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini will soon have a state-of-the-art palace in Durban bringing the number of his palaces to eight in KwaZulu-Natal. Sigh* when I think I only have one house .... never mind, at least people around me have enough to eat.


and here are some other news :


Beethoven had been accidentally killed by his doctor ! He had been poisened by medicine containing too much plumb. He had been a big drinker and suffered from leaver cirrhosis ! Can't believe it ! Beethoven a boozer ! Nobody ever told me that at school ! Apparently Rock Stars of the 18th century had the same troubles as they have today


Victoria Beckham, otherwise known as Posh Spice, has landed a guest role in hit US TV series Ugly Betty. Now I know who will get the Golden Globe or whatever award for the best actrice ever ! I wonder how much she payed to get the role ??


Jane Fonda: I've finally found love at 69 ! With three ex-husbands behind her, the acting legend thought her love-life was over — until she met a handsome stranger in a bookstore. Gosh the poor girl ! All these "being in love" troubles at 69 ! I hope it doesn't happen to me, I want to live in peace !!


China is taking action on the English translations of its restaurant menus in its campaign to brush up the country's image for next year's Olympics.Translations such as "virgin chicken" for a young chicken dish and "burnt lion's head" for pork meatballs are confusing for foreigners.
Mistranslated phrases like below will be corrected. Isn't that a pity instead of a virgin chicken I have now to eat a stupid young chicken. I think I better stay home.



A religious group in Kenya "Friends of Jesus" have asked the court of Nairobi to annul the verdict of death penality through crucifixion of Jesus, because they judge it illegal. (No comment only head shaking and eyes rolling towards the ceiling).


In Spain a 30 year old man cut off his penis and throw it in the toilet. Brought to the emergency service at a hospital he explained that he had done it not to commit any sins anymore. I only hope he didn't obstruct his toilet ! It's very expensive when you have to have it cleaned ! I know ! Not because of a penis of course !


A man was discovered in his appartment in Zagreb 8 years after his dead ! The family had reported the man missing but the police had forgotten to check his appartment. The corpse was discovered by a neighbor. This neighbor at least was a very discreete if it took him 8 years to knock at his neighbor's door ! My neighbors are not that discreet !


And herewith I finished my third cup of coffee and satisfied with all these news I can start my day !





I don't know where you got this from, but no way that she eats it !

3 Sep 2007

MANIC MONDAY- LABOR

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MANIC MONDAY LINK


I didn't know that Americans have a Labor Day, but I learned it on Mo's blog. I then conclude that they are working only one day a year when it is "Labor Day" ! I think we should introduce this day here too.


But as we have no "Labor Day" now, I thought about my personal Labor Day. That was 34 years ago. The birth was foreseen not by a clairvoyant but by my gynecologist for the 20th August. As I was feeling like a fish in water and had no problems at all, I worked until the 19. In the 70th it was possible, today you have to take 1 month before and 2 months after birth, maternity vacation, payed of course. I preferred to take these 3 months after the birth I thought my baby would need me more then and not right now.


The 19th late evening I suddenly felt a sword crossing my belly and thought that must be it, the contractions arrive. I called my doctor. He told me to watch the time between the contractions and when it's all 10 minutes I should go to the Hospital. How to kill the time now ? We played a game, I don't remember what, and I counted the distance between the sword crossing on my watch. At midnight sharp it was time ! At least my child would be a very punctial one ! It was the 20th as foreseen.


We drove to the clinic and then I had to lay down on a bed and admired the ceiling. When the contractions arrived I panted like an old dog as I had been told. But then I got hungry. Very hungry called the nurse and asked for something to eat. The poor girl was shocked she told me that I was in labo(u)r and not allowed to eat, I could throw up. Now I got furious I was hungry and I wanted something to eat. Finally she had enough of my lamentations and arguments and gave me a slice of bread with jam. I think I never had such a good slice of bread ! I munched and panted until the doctor arrived and now he got furious. He screamed at the nurse but I stopped him and told him it was all my fault.


In between the baby had decided to change position and instead of a diving position it just sat up. An X-ray was done (there was not yet echographies) and I very much hoped to know the sex of the child. Of course it started already inside my belly to make me angry because it held his leg just in front of the critical point. So I still didn't know, was it a boy or a girl. But I had to have a ceserian.


With all this my labor had stopped, they took me in the operation room and knocked me out. Apparently I gave birth but I don't know how. Anyway when I woke up, I saw my husband's face above me and he whispered : "You have a little boy !" I don't know what I answered but he still tells me that today ! My answer was "Have you fed the cat ?"





2 Sep 2007

QUIZZ & AWARDS

As today is sunday and a day where you should rest, I thought instead of writing I just do some tests, just to know myself better. It is never too late to know for example if I am dump, how my life is (I don't know yet), what am I worth if Mr. Gattino wants to sell me, what kind of animal I would be or in what time I was in love. Very interesting.

And here are my results :

How smart are you?
Am-I-Dumb.com - Are you dumb?


A quite modest score but nearly all questions were based on maths and this has always been chinese to me. So the result is even amazing !

75.1/100Rate My LifeRateMyLife.net - Find out if you suck at life

At least here it seems to be the truth ! I can't complain.

How much are you worth?
HumanForSale.com - I am for sale!
I am worth $1,933,790 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?

Fortunately I am not on sale ! I really thought I would be worth a little more. It's not worthwhile to sell me for such a low price, so I decide to stay unsold !




You're an Octopus!

Thoughtful and reflective, you always appear to have tilted your
head slightly to one side. You like stretching out your languorous body wherever
you can, but not everything is always relaxed. You wear your emotions on your
sleeve and have a terrible poker face. And when you feel most threatened, you start
writing things down furiously. If there's a sucker born every minute, there's one
of you born roughly every day.


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Wow ! I have a languorous body and a poker face ! I have to run to the mirror and check, so far I hadn't noticed that !



You're Love in the Time of Cholera !

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuffcould get you killed.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.



I think I have to change profession . If I have to sleep with as many people as I can, then to make it worthwhile I have to take money for that at least ! But it's reassuring for Mr. Gattino that I only love the same person my whole life. The question is now does he agree to my new job ?

Now if you wish to know yourself too, help yourself and do the quizz !

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Sandi from Coffee 2go gave me this wonderful award. I am very happy that she loves my blog and hope that others do as well.

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And this is not all ! She also gave me this brand new award - the Blogging Star Award, which has been created by Barb at Skittles'Place . She has created it for bloggers who shine their light throughout the Blogoshere, with humor, creativity, or with their kind and thoughtful natures.

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Thank you very much Sandi, and a big bisous !

And as I have to give it to 5 other Blogfriends I choose :

Melli

Claudie

Dorothy

Mar

Hootin Anni

for the above reasons.

Ladies, here's what to do now:
  • Display the award on your blog along with a link to who gave it to you.
  • Mention that it originated at Skittles' Place so Barb can follow it's journey.
  • Pass it on to any blogger(s) you think should have it.



Cheers to our awards !