THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Pookie with our doctors bag

I have got this from my blogfriend Puss-in-Boots. And as she doesn't participate in Thursday Thirteen, I thought I should share this with you.


Actual entries from hospital patient charts :

1. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function

2. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy

3. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

4. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

5. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

6. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

7. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

8. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

9. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

10. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

12. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

13. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.